Hi

Apparently I'm the King of the Portal right now.
There's like a picture of a crown with my name beneath it on the Portal.

This is very nice. It makes me happy. And if I'm happy, you had also better be happy. Screw you if you aren't.

To celebrate the occasion, I have drawn myself as the King

I made myself a snail beside snails make me laugh and there's a pipe there too because I like pipes, they make me look mature. Check out the crown!